Dear Egg Card - I would like to complain

Dear Egg Card,

I am writing my complaint here because you have given me no other opportunity to converse with your company.

In the last hour and a half, you have rung my house 4 times. The first time, even though I was asleep after being up all night with a sick toddler, I ran to answer the phone. You asked for Mr Rob, I told you he was at work and asked if I could take a message. You said 'no particular message' and said good bye, giving us no clue of who you were.

Twice you rang again but I ignored it as I has a sleeping new born on me. You are damn lucky you didn't wake her up.

The forth time, just now, you rang and I answered again. You asked once again for Mr Rob and I told you he was at work. The thing is, I wasn't even rude, even though you've repeatedly interrupted my afternoon. so why did you feel it was OK to hang up without even saying good bye?

You didn't tell me your company but I checked on 1471 and rang the number back. It's an automated response but I now know who you are and I will make sure that if you ever do get through to Mr Rob, he'll be tearing 2 strips off you blinking rude company.

Yours sincerely
Much pissed off.